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Wahaha, got back my 16pf results. Tink its qt accurate la. But honestly I never knew if myself as an artistic person. 9.0 some more. Lyk wahhh. I tink im jus an artistic talent waiting to be discovered.

Haha but the fun part is all the job prospects. I tink my parents would be quite disappointed. They had proud aspirations for their good-for-nothing son, yet it said there that he’s most suitable for stuff like fashion designer? Photographer? Writer? Athletics?(yar rite) artist?(rofl) musician??(lmao) the best reaction came from my dear dad.

Me:daddy, it says here that im suitable for performing arts lei. Haha.

Dad: huh, performing arts? Performing arts all gays one lei. U want to become gay isit??

Wahahaha. I think this test confirms once again that I indeed have gay inclinations. People, please do not be jealous when u see me hooked up with some hot guy in a decade? LOL

On another issue, haha I tink i have just learnt to appreciate the joys of being in a double math class.

On lame jokes…

question : what happens when a complex number throws a pie at another?

Ans: an argument!!

On class outings…

Eh what to eat ah? Ok flip coin flip coin. Aiya cannot coin may be biased. Must flip three times and take de average. (how bout drawing a probability distribution table? haha.)

On lectures…

You reach 3 mins after assembly has ended and the whole lt is already packed, and u realized to your dismay that you have jus missed the first slide of transparency.

On lecture notes…

You copy a whole load of math jargon that looks so remotely foreign to you, and somehow you are expected to understand everything.

On tutorials…

You learn that every single trigo equation at our level can be proven in 3 steps. You are expected to do a 5 marks vector qn in one step a 9 marks stats qn in less than 5 steps.

On faculty mates…

The bulk of them come form china. U learn to ask them whether they’ve eaten in their native dialect. U get freaks who do not need to copy lecture examples, and can summarise a page long proof into 5 lines at a glance. But hey, u get a higher chance of topping gp. Hahaha.

On results…

U realize that anything other than an A for math c is unacceptable, while just try to pass fmath.

After all this, I just wanna say, I dropped fmath!! Good riddance. Lol.